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How to save your heart


1. There will be gunpowder residue where your heart was wounded, clean this up.


2. Stitch up the wound, but not too well (or you'll be encouraged to fall again).
Be sure to leave a faint scar as a reminder.


3. For minor scabs, adminster a few Taylor Swift songs.

 In the case of critical injury, invest in an Adele album.

4. Delay using for at least another __ months or years



5. Repeat.