How to make 3 wishes
There's a certain class of people who deny the existence of genies, despite a large amount of evidence (Aladdin 1, Aladdin 2). You have my permission to scoff. But if Disney announcing an Aladdin live action remake isn't a wish come true, I don't know what is. The wait might be long, but I've got some quality tips to get you into the spirit. 1. First wish must be silly and a complete waste of infinite possibility. But make it anyway. Here's mine: Downloadable pizza (HQ) 2. Second wish must be calculated and meaningful. The kind intended to change the world but spirals out of control and you start to lose sight of what matters. Use it wisely. (Cure for cancer) 3. Third wish is about you and completely personal. The change your life needed, not the one you wanted. (I want absolutely nothing, I have all I need right here...) Okay fine, I have everything I need besides a Lamborghini Gallardo. And maybe a driver's license to go with it.