Self Portrait
I bought a set of paint the other day You couldn't tell me, with my acrylic set That I wasn't Da Vinci undiscovered yet Of course, I have only a single painting to my name, A sunset by the seaside With pink and red skies Ocean waves crashing on the shore. It was probably the best thing I've ever made But I gave it away on Christmas day – it was worth it for the look of awe on her face.